Lorenzo's Theology

On Costco hotdogs:
Lorenzo, " You know if you eat all of yours, they'll give you one for free. But you have to ask them."
Travis, "Will you go ask them? Because I finished mine."
Lorenzo, "No, it's too windy outside they only do it when it's warm. So they aren't doing it today."


On Hockey:
Lorenzo, "You know, if you stick your tongue out in hockey and then you fall down, that means that you win the game."

His wisdom is amazing!!!!